Please Don’t Reproduce
The other day someone I know only slightly saw me holding a book. She called me over.
She said “That book is really great.”
I said “Oh, have you read it?”
She said “No, but I saw in an airport bookstore that they had many copies of it, and it says on it that it’s a National Bestseller. So it must be good.”
I stood and stared at her. All I could think was “Please don’t reproduce.”
April 9th, 2008 14:51
Ohhhhh sweet Jesus. Sweet, sweet Jesus.
April 9th, 2008 15:35
Hee hee! I actually think this woman wanted an excuse to say something to me, I think she was looking for a way to reach out. But it kinda backfired b/c now I’m sure she’s the airhead she appears to be.
April 10th, 2008 19:26
LOL just won’t do! Try this: hahahaha! Still chuckling over this one.
April 10th, 2008 22:43
Poor thing is quite pretty, she would have lovely looking offspring, whether they would have any brains, well…