Please Don’t Reproduce

The other day someone I know only slightly saw me holding a book. She called me over.

She said “That book is really great.”

I said “Oh, have you read it?”

She said “No, but I saw in an airport bookstore that they had many copies of it, and it says on it that it’s a National Bestseller. So it must be good.”

I stood and stared at her. All I could think was “Please don’t reproduce.”

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4 Responses to “Please Don’t Reproduce”

  1. JoyceJ
    April 9th, 2008 14:51

    Ohhhhh sweet Jesus. Sweet, sweet Jesus.

  2. RiverGirl
    April 9th, 2008 15:35

    Hee hee! I actually think this woman wanted an excuse to say something to me, I think she was looking for a way to reach out. But it kinda backfired b/c now I’m sure she’s the airhead she appears to be.

  3. islagringo
    April 10th, 2008 19:26

    LOL just won’t do! Try this: hahahaha! Still chuckling over this one.

  4. RiverGirl
    April 10th, 2008 22:43

    Poor thing is quite pretty, she would have lovely looking offspring, whether they would have any brains, well…

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